There's Always a First in Everything.

Hey.
Using a laptop to blog this time.
It's a first.

Kay Bye

What Kids Love To See, It's What We Keep Secret

This topic has been heard a number of times probably....

I was planning to to a Bieber insult post, since it's Smack A Bieber Fan day.

But I'll let it slide...

Oh, courtesy of the SABF day, go slap your friends who like him!

Disclaimer: It's Henry C is not held responsible of any injuries inflicted upon to Bieber fans,

partly because they deserve it.

Ok, anyways.....

My sis and I were having this argument as I told her about me watching a Behind The Scenes video for Power Rangers.( Oh, guys, the behind the scenes footage is a bit.....unpredictable. Don't break the hearts of little children if you've watched it)

Sis says that Power Rangers sucked....

I wanted to punch her for that.

They suck? You want me to punch you for that?

Tell me, none of you watch cartoons anymore?

Really?

Because if you don't here are the reasons:

1. You have no more tv

2. You have no internet.

3. You live in a cave

4. You're a pessimist...and a bad liar.

Hell, I admit that I still like Power Rangers,(well, not as much as last time, but still...)

And I enjoy cartoons, like Spongebob Squarepants

If you tell other people that you're never young at heart, you a zombie!

I'm going to post a poll for this blog, so readers can tell me how they feel about cartoons.

So be sure to vote!

Let the pants, remain square.

:D

Driving is Dangerous When in the Wrong Hands

How many times have I actually drove a car after getting my license?
About.....6 times.
Yes, it's so few that I can count them!

To hell with that examiner who stressed the crap out of me during my exam.
"Sig-a-nal!" he says.
Ugh.
I was doing fine until I was in the car with him.
Right now I wish I could show him what sig-a-nal I'm doing right now. XD

Haha.

Anyways, it's not about Mr. Crappy here that's supposed to be the topic.
Today, I got to drive the car with mom and sis in it.
No Dad.
Yippee?
HELL NO.

Something in my head went haywire today.
I lost my sense of direction (SOMEHOW) and missed the junction to my housing area. After one EPIC incident, came another.
So okay, I missed the junction, BIG DEAL. All I need to do was a U-turn, and that I did.
Amazingly, mom panicked when I did it!
" BRAKE! BRAKE! "

I think I gave my mom a minor heart attack there....
And I was about to give her another one.

After that ordeal, we reach the safe sanctuary that I call home.
I thought I did well, until mom opened the auto gate.
Yea..OK. I was well distanced, but the car was still moving forward.
Here's what mom had to say:
" OMG I JUST OPENED THE AUTO GATE!!! REVERSE! REVERSE!!! "

2nd minor heart attack in a day...

I.AM.AN.AWESOME.DRIVER.......IN.THE.MAKING.

XD

So... A Computer?

So, what's a computer?

Millions will say,
"A computer is a progammable machine that receives input, stores and automatically manipulates data, and provides output in a useful format"

I say,
Something-something technological lor.... XD

I apologise to the thousands(if I'm fortunate enough) out there who are left shellshocked, flabbergasted and any means necessary on my comment about a computer, but I was born special. Special in a sense where I do NOT interpret and elaborate stuff.

Wow.
I'm a special cookie.
O_O

So why did I bring up the ever almighty computer as a topic?
Well, it all started in Facebook, when I was in a desperate need of a graphic card.


*click to enlarge*

O yeah.... I was pretty lost...

Sometimes I hate myself for being shallow...

But I'd probably be thinking the same thing for the years to come...

Computers are a product of technology.

Fullstop.

I am awesome.

XD

We Are Like Living Zombies

You kids out there enjoy holidays?
Good!
You kids enjoy LONG holidays, like after you graduate-from-school-and-have-to-wait-for-your results-to-come-out-to-further-your-education type?
I'll leave you kids to answer that after enjoying a month of what I stated above.
=D
(the smiley face was to let you know that you're gonna be "enjoying" it after a month)

Being stuck at home all day is like a living Hell!
If someone asks you to go to Hell, you get to tell them that you're ALREADY in it!
I am one of the victims of the "being-stuck-at-home" syndrome....
Already I feel like a living zombie.

Yeah, somebody hug me

Being at home narrows down your fun meter.
Within a week, you'll be doing the same thing.
EVERYDAY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!!!!(Nah.Just scaring ya....What's that wet patch on your pants??)
Oh, except weekends, then it's your parents turn. XD
Back to the point.
This is how your schedule looks like.

Day 1:
Wake up
Have brunch
Go online
Get bored online
Do the laundry
Mop the floor
Wash your dishes
Watch TV
Take a nap
Shower
Watch TV
Wait for your parents to bring you back dinner
(timeline not included as you could do it anytime from 6 a.m. till 6p.m.)

Day2-Sunday
Repeat Day 1 schedule.


Oh yeah.
Having a Probational Driving Licence doesn't mean you're off the hook from boredom.
That's if your parents are SUPERHUMANS FROM OUTER SPACE SENT TO OVERPROTECT YOU.
I still love them by the way. =D

So a final word....
If you think staying at home for a long period of time...
Good for you..
If you don't,

RUN!!!!

Haha XD!

P.S. Thanks Sherine(http://sherinesoong.blogspot.com/) for bringing back my mojo! Couldn't have done it without that motivating tweet of yours.

He Was Made to Eat His Own Words, AND WE LOVED THAT!

Backstabber.
Traitor.
Excuse-maker.
JUDAS.


Call him what you want, it never gets old.
Well, for a season or so maybe.


Who am I talking about?
Oh, you know...
He made Liverpool 50 million pounds richer.
He told Liverpool fans:"I'm moving to the best club in the world"
Yes, he is the Liverpool flop we now hate:



FERNANDO TORRES

Now, I behalf of most Liverpool fans are kinda ok with his departure.
But, what really hurt us was not because he left.
It was because, he left without appreciating what Liverpool FC and Kenny Dalglish had done to help him.
Why did we buy Luiz Suarez?
He was supposed to be Torres' much needed support up front.
Why did Torres need support up front?
I guess he didn't want to work so much, and we REALLY do need a support up front.
So. after getting Luiz Suarez in a 22.8 million pound deal, did Torres say thank you?
No.
If he didn't say thank you, what DID he do?
He turned his back on us.

Anyways, what's done is done.
We didn't cry over spilt milk.
Ok, we burnt some Torres Liverpool jerseys, but that's not the point.

The highlight ALL week last week was the most anticipated match of February so far.

Chelsea vs. Liverpool.
After Torres left for Chelsea,
Torres told the whole world that he will net one for Chelsea.
Little did he know that his poor form from Liverpool had followed him to Chelsea, like a yapping chihuahua.
During the game, every time he touches the ball, he gets jeers from the faithful Kop followers.
And as usual, he flopped.
I guess he hasn't got used to getting this sort of treatment.
He was lazy, and only created 2 chances for himself.
Both which he awesomely squandered!
And for that, he was subbed after 66 minutes on the pitch.

3 minutes later, Raul Meireles scored the goal that wrapped up the game.
Bringing absolute joy to King Kenny and the Liverpool fans.

Conclusion:
Don't say that you'll score on your debut when your form the whole season sucks like hell.
In the end, you had to eat your own bitter words, Torres.
From the Liverpool fans,

YOU DESERVED IT TORRES.

I'll give you an A for that,young lady.

It frustrates me to see someone trying to catch another's attention when they're not good at it.
I don't know about you, but it's annoying.
In this case, it's about us trying to speak proper English.

Ok, you can say at least we make an effort to speak decent, if not proper English.
But, this effort of one made me laugh. Hard.

So I was at Subang Parade yesterday, since Dad had to attend a wedding dinner, AND Mom, Sis and I had to go find ourselves a place FOR dinner. That wasn't the issue, or the what this blog post is about.

So as we go on a hunt to find a restaurant with something decent and affordable to eat at Subang Parade, we stumbled upon a group of teens wearing costumes (weird....)


Apparently, they were promoting something, so they approached us.
I did the usual, ignore them, and then feel uncomfortable at the same time.
So this young lady aprroached me and told us about a show her centre will be performing.
I obligingly took her pamphlet as she explained to me about the show.
Here's what she said.

"Hello there, we are having a show this February at ( I don't know where the show is held, I suddenly had the urge to ignore her) and we would really like you all to come and give support"

I was really intrigued by the offer, until she asked me this question;

"So, are you interesting?"

At that point, I didn't look up. I looked down at the pamphlet, nodded my head and took a few steps before I burst out laughing!
I didn't turn back to see the dejected look she was sporting ( I know I didn't look, but common sense, who wouldn't feel hurt when they're being laughed at, regardless of what they have done to deserve this?)
I think she was asking me if I was interested with that offer, but instead, trying to impress me with her new found language, she asked me if I was interesting(which of course...I am..XD).

I was flattered, I almost wanted to turn back and say;
"Yeah, I AM interesting,thanks for the compliment, but I think your question was supposed to be if I was INTERESTED, thank you"
And THEN continue laughing...
THAT would be PRICELESS

I'm proud to be a Malaysian citizen at times, and that's because you get to think that people are laughing WITH you, but they're actually laughing AT you!

MIND YOUR ENGLISH,PEOPLE!!!

Ah....

Come to think of it, it's been quite a while since i really re-entered the blogging world again(excluding yesterday's post)

I kinda missed it.
It kinda felt like I was reunited with a long lost friend again.
Truth be told, I missed blogging. I remember the times when I was blogging, always stress-free..... Voicing tough words around sometimes.

Reflecting back the last few months of 2010, particularly during the SPM period, life was a living hell ( not literally. if it was, I would be burnt to a crisp....or awesomely tanned. XD). I was not given the freedom that I wanted, like a bird in a cage. So how did I waste time, you might wonder....
-I stuck myself to studying( that did not work).
-I constantly slept.( I think I'm still doing that..)
-I spend time watching TV
-I eat ( come on, who doesn't enjoy food while watching TV? It's like having fries without salt!)

Life was very boring and routine-ish at that period.
And I never thought about blogging.
Thinking back about those days, I felt like a complete idiot.
Here it is, something productive to waste time on, and I shoved it aside.
Thankfully there was no love lost and I'm back blogging again!

Goodness, there's so much running through my mind right now, it's going to be quite a while before I suffer from the writer's block again. Till then, I think I would refrain from screaming my self silly...

is that a smile or a scream? i let you be the judge of that

Anyways, this is kind of a motivation, I hope you continue visiting this blog of mine,as there will be much in store for you to look forward to.

Till the next post, I'm Henry C.

Don't Hurt Yourself.

XD

Nurse, the patient is awake!

YES EVERYBODY!!!
HE WAS GONE FOR QUITE A WHILE,
HIS BLOG WENT INTO A LONG LAY OFF
IT STARTED GROWING COBWEBS( never knew it could)~!
BUT HE CAME BACK!
HE CLEANED IT UP!!
YOURS TRULY HENRY C IS BACK!!!!

Yes everyone!
I'm back and this blog has come back alive and kicking!

First of all I apologise to everybody for the broken promise of the date when I should have made a comeback. The promise of re-blogging after my trials wasn't meant to be as I still had to battle hard against SPM.


It was a tough battle, but I overcame it. So again, I apologise.
Anyways, since SPM, I've got plenty of time to spend.
So why not spend time spreading the news, the whuzzats and the whodidthats to you all, I wonder?
Well, fear not as I will do so!

Stay tuned for more updates, this time with no broken promises, yeah?

Holidays

I just realised that I'm only 4 days away from going back to school.
Not that I'm complaining or whatsoever, but I'm actually kind of excited that I'm actually this close to going back to school.
You might be thinking : "This blogger is nuts! No sane person would want to go back to school right now!!!"

But there are many reasons why I really want to get back to school
1. I'm bored
2. I'd rather spend time in school than rotting here at home
3. In 2 weeks, I've been in Carrefour 4-5 times ( it's a lot for a boring dude like me )
4. Lots of my pals are out on holidays
5. I don't seem to have the knack for studying during holidays ( don't ask why )
6. My fellow bloggers are busy, so they don't really blog much
7. THE WORLD CUP IS EXTREMELY BORING!!!

I can go on ranting about why I don't wanna be at home, and rather be at school.
But I still have 4 days to waste, and I'm going to waste it productively....
BY BLOGGING!


I think I used this a wee bit too much.....

Roller.....

It's Tuesday already?
How many more days till the holidays end?
That's a question I wouldn't like to answer right now.
Anyways, yesterday I was invited to go roller-blading at Carrefour.
The event was at 10 but I promised( or forced) myself to wait for somebody, unfortunately she said she's not coming. I forgot to save my game just because of that. Silly me....Haha...
So eventually I went there at 10, and i met up with Trushal, Hoon Heng, Kimberley, Eugene, some dude I don't know( sorry), Kennie, and that's about it at 10. SO then we started rollerblading, and I amazingly fell 6 times in 1 hour. Really brilliant...

Then as time passed by more and more people came, let me see...
Hon Kit, Chun Sian, Jovine, Justin, Ivan, Ezra...Joey...
Yea, there's supposed to be a lot more but I'm suffering for a bit of a memory loss right now.
I had fun there, got a chance to be in a "train" which was like....high-octane fun!
I had a few incidents where I "accidentally" tripped some of my friends, especially Suvin, we shared a lot of major wipeouts, which was totally AWESOME.

Here are 3 incidents which I remember happened at the rink.
Incident 1:
Joey: If I fall I'll so blame you!
Blogger: Me?? Why not blame someone else???
*Blogger's blades accidentally hits onto Joey's and both fall*
Blogger: Ooops....
Joey: YOU SEE????

That was like....so uncalled for...what I call my jinx...haha...I seriously jinxed myself there

Incident 2:
Was going really fast, and I decided to form the train. It was so fun when everyone was forming the train, but leading it was extremely hard. I eventually lost my balance and everyone fell... Thanks to Yours Truly * bows politely*
XD

Incident 3:
Some "seafood people" decided to find fault with us. I do not want to elaborate much on that.
I just hope those idiots fall and break whatever bones they have for spoiling our fun day.

In total, I spent at least 5 hours there, and fell a total of 31 times. As a result, I have joint aches and a lot of bruises.
It was fun though, although I'm now thinking twice when I'm invited to go to that place again.
Oww....

Highlight at Africa

Here are the scores from yesterday's matches.

South Korea 2-0 Greece
Argentina 1-0 Nigeria
England 1-1 USA


The highlight match for today's post is the highly anticipated match-up of England against the USA.
In my opinion, the draw looks, well, like a really bad thing for England, especially if you're one of the seeded 8. Being an England fan, I didn't like it when I saw the highlights, when USA equalised.
The English team were playing really well, but what disappointed me was the goalkeeper's blunder that led to the equaliser. If you ask me though, I wouldn't have saved it either. Actually, if you look at it over and over again, anybody could have saved it. it's not really that hard, it was a harmless shot. I pity Rob Green though, I wonder what Capello said to him after the match....

Shield those teabags, Robbie.... If you know what I mean....

As I promised

It's June 12th and sorry I didn't update earlier, the World Cup calls!!!
And, as I promised a few months ago, I'll change My Blog My Life to SOKKER SAFARI
And many thanks to the readers for voting for the new blog header.

So yea, in this month while I fill you in with stuff meant for MBML, I'll be filling you in on how the World Cup is progessing, and I promise you guys this. it's gonna be the same MBML, just with a little changes for the World Cup.

The latest results will be filled in soon.
I'm doing it on the same day.
There will be some matches I'll be talking about, and even though I'm not supposed to do so, I'm gonna give you my comments about the match that has been played. I'll set up a poll to see whether you agree with what I say. I hope this is fun...

Uhm....I don;t know what else to say....
SO BYE!

CF

Hey Hey Hey!
Yours Truly is back into the blogging stream yet again!
Thankfully that certain something is BACK again, and today there is a topic I really want to share with you all.
It's about the CF.
What?
CF?
Centre Forward?
Curbside Food?
CrabFish?( WhaT???)

If you're thinking that one of the above are the answers, then stop thinking.
It's about the Christian Fellowship.
Now I remember Ezra telling me the definition of the Christian Fellowship, but sadly HenryC can only have until this much stored in his head.( uhm, you guys try imagining it. the bigger the better...XD)
So after many broken promises, I finally willed myself to go to this CF, held at Galvin's house.
Let me tell you, CF was really really really REALLY fun!
I mean, you might think Christian Fellowship, is only for Christians only. But I'm here to tell you otherwise, it's for EVERYBODY!
So to those racists out there, here this out.
Anyways, I realised that CF was fun, like i said.
We started off with a game, where we had 1 guy in the centre, holding a newspaper roll, and everyone else had to stand in a circle. The game's objective is to know everybody's name, and when someone calls out your name, the person at the centre will try to beat you with the paper roll. What you have to do is to lead that persone to someone else by calling out his/her name. Really fun.

Then we had the worship session, where I was the most quiet person there.
When they sang, I was as tight-lipped as ever. Something I would like to improve on.
After the worship, we watched this DVD called "Indescribable"
And true enough, it really was indescribable....

After all that, we had lunch, which was really nice.
So to end all this, I would like to thank Galvin, Josephine and the others who participated in the CF for giving me a very good time and a long lasting impression of the CF.
And thanks to Qi Hao who gave me a ride home, if not, I would have wasted 20-30 minutes walking back home.

Since this was a relatively long blogpost, and there's no pictures, I apologise if you guys are yawning right now...haha...
Ciao

Pointless if it's not here....

I don't know why, but usually, there's something I have with me, in me that prompts me to blog, frequently.
I didn't say somebody, I said something.
It's just that, that thing that moves me.....Is not there anymore....
I just can't do it without that something...
So I'm stopping, until I get that something back....

My Blog My Life temporarily stops here...

What the Fruit?

The weekend proved to be extremely boring without Mom, so I'm glad it's almost over.
But something caught me by surprise.
A fruit.
It's a fruit so weird
So.... Unseen before
So.... EPIC till you wanna break down and cry.....

Sorry for over exaggerating....
It's just that this fruit is so weird.....

Bet you haven't seen this before.....
(Seriously, if you have seen this fruit before, tell it to my face....or my cbox would do fine...XD)

Take a closer look, out of the bag...

Take a look at your blogger's EPIC face..... Not so epic.... XD

Though it looks like a snake's egg, well that's how my dad thinks it is....
It kinda smells like....Jackfruit... It looks like one too....only thing different is that it's out of it's big fruit and has a shell of it's own.... Which makes it look scaly....
But it tastes like... uhm....crunchy????

Uh.... So yea... I'm kinda lost for words over this EPIC fruit....
So BYE!!

Hello Hurricane

Hello Hurricane is a song sang by Switchfoot, this is for those who are not much of a hardcore Switchfoot fan, like Ezra, the dude who LOVES Switchfoot.
I'm not blogging about how the song was wrote and what the song means though...
I'm blogging about how the song affected me in my everyday life.
To me, this song is about how determined one can be to live, or maybe even to love.

John Foreman sings:
"I've been watching the sky,
They've been turning blood red,
Not a doubt in my mind anymore,
There's a storm up ahead"

What I think means is that he knows that something is about to happen, and there's no doubt about it. So yeah, in life there are things that are bound to happen, whether you like it or not, it's going to happen, without a doubt.

John Foreman:
"Hello Hurricane
You're not enough
Hello Hurricane
You can't silence my love
I've got doors and windows boarded up
All your dead end fury is not enough
You can't silence my love"

Here, obviously you can see that he's saying that nothing can stop him,not even a hurricane that could probably, not, WILL kill a person.Well that's in everybody's opinion,I think, including mine.
To me, it means that nothing can stop me in whatever I do.
And this chorus really picks me up when I listen to it.

John Foreman:
"Everything I have I count as loss
Everything I have is stripped away
But before It started building
I counted up these costs
Ain't nothing left for you to take away"

Here, in my way of seeing it, is how I imagine a really bad day. Everything happy in me is lost....taken away. But from there, I build it up again, and there's nothing that anyone or anything can do to take it away.

The other parts of the song is a total boost-me-up to spark up my day.
And so I conclude, when you're down and need a pick-up, try listening to this song. It works on me, so I'm not surprised that it would work for you.

Drunk

Ever get that time when you're like on the moon, the cloud, the sun(ouch) or whatever?
It feels awesome being so high, right?
Yup. It's like: "Woo hoo!!!", right?

Now imagine all that fun time disappear, right in front of you.
And being so high, you start falling....
And you fall on the ground, HARD
It could kill you, right?
It hurts you, right?

Now imagine yourself having happy hour at a bar ( I don't know how happy hour's supposed to be like, I've never been in a bar before )
Enjoying yourself, drinking to your heart's content.

Now then, imagine yourself waking up the next day, having a very bad hangover.
Doesn't that, hurt you?

Well, unfortunately, yours truly is feeling the exact same way I visualised it to you guys.
So yes, to those who still thinks life is a fairytale, WAKE UP
Whether you like it or not, life SUCKS
But it doesn't mean that you have to end your life just because your life is not a fairytale anymore. To have a hellish life once in a while is what makes us really what we are today, civilized and thankful people.

So yes, when you know you're gonna get drunk and get a bad hangover,
THINK
DECIDE
PREVENT yourself from getting that bad hangover you don't want, EVER.

I'm out

My England Very Good!

Today I want to give you guys a little smack on the head, those internet users who "abuse" the English language. ( I used abuse 'cos I don't know what suitable word to use, so abuse it is ) Recently, well, not really recently, I pledged myself to my trusty Facebook, and enjoy myself with scrolling down and looking at other people's posts and comments. And sorry to say, I'm really annoyed with the way certain people use English.
Take a statement for example.

A writes: I hate you! You ***** XD!!!!
B writes: Yah! You hates me so much, you sucks too!

Being that dude with a tinge of OCD, I B's english really bad, may it be just because of just one alphabet. The sentence;"You suck" is way much better than: "You sucks!"

Take another one

Benjy: I love you, you love me, we are happy family~~~
Anonymouse: Is it a songs?

Now, what??
Ok, Barney loves us, but, isn't it just a song, not 2, or 3, or 4 songs?
*I deliberately used the word Anonymouse, not Anonymous

Or this

Jane: I am love you!
John: Of course, me is so hot!

Now, both parties are at fault here, and I do not know which timeline they come from, Paleolithic? Neolithic? Mesolithic?
I don't wanna comment so much about this, because it puts me in shame if I knew this person, and I write really good English ( not like I can write good English )

Really, teens these days, especially us Chinese, should do better in English AND our mother tongue. You're not gonna be able to survive with that English you're typing, be it in Facebook or not.

Warning: This is NOT an insult post, but a reality check. So if you think of coming back to insult me, Sean. Read it PROPERLY, and if you can't go to your nearest optometrics store to get your eyes checked TODAY!

A post after camp

I don't know what to write about. Things that I want to blog about just doesn't want to come out and be shared to you guys. Oh dear.

Anyways, an EXTREMELY long story short, camp was fun. I spent a great time with my pals and others, and I can say that after 2 days and 1 night, I have bonded really well with my prefect friends, as well as the others. Even if you asked me if I hated, despised or disliked the camp or not, I'd still say it's the best camp I've ever been to, and the last camp I'll ever go to after 5 years at my beloved SMK BJ, though my whole body hurts when I laugh, sneeze and inhale deeply.


(Always click on the pic for a better image of the one and only hot *cough cough* Henry C~ XD)

Check out the Prefect's outdoor shirt.... No numbers yet... But already comfy and AWESOME!!!

Signing off with pain in my upper part of my body...
Oww.... Buhbye!