Driving is Dangerous When in the Wrong Hands

How many times have I actually drove a car after getting my license?
About.....6 times.
Yes, it's so few that I can count them!

To hell with that examiner who stressed the crap out of me during my exam.
"Sig-a-nal!" he says.
Ugh.
I was doing fine until I was in the car with him.
Right now I wish I could show him what sig-a-nal I'm doing right now. XD

Haha.

Anyways, it's not about Mr. Crappy here that's supposed to be the topic.
Today, I got to drive the car with mom and sis in it.
No Dad.
Yippee?
HELL NO.

Something in my head went haywire today.
I lost my sense of direction (SOMEHOW) and missed the junction to my housing area. After one EPIC incident, came another.
So okay, I missed the junction, BIG DEAL. All I need to do was a U-turn, and that I did.
Amazingly, mom panicked when I did it!
" BRAKE! BRAKE! "

I think I gave my mom a minor heart attack there....
And I was about to give her another one.

After that ordeal, we reach the safe sanctuary that I call home.
I thought I did well, until mom opened the auto gate.
Yea..OK. I was well distanced, but the car was still moving forward.
Here's what mom had to say:
" OMG I JUST OPENED THE AUTO GATE!!! REVERSE! REVERSE!!! "

2nd minor heart attack in a day...

I.AM.AN.AWESOME.DRIVER.......IN.THE.MAKING.

XD

So... A Computer?

So, what's a computer?

Millions will say,
"A computer is a progammable machine that receives input, stores and automatically manipulates data, and provides output in a useful format"

I say,
Something-something technological lor.... XD

I apologise to the thousands(if I'm fortunate enough) out there who are left shellshocked, flabbergasted and any means necessary on my comment about a computer, but I was born special. Special in a sense where I do NOT interpret and elaborate stuff.

Wow.
I'm a special cookie.
O_O

So why did I bring up the ever almighty computer as a topic?
Well, it all started in Facebook, when I was in a desperate need of a graphic card.


*click to enlarge*

O yeah.... I was pretty lost...

Sometimes I hate myself for being shallow...

But I'd probably be thinking the same thing for the years to come...

Computers are a product of technology.

Fullstop.

I am awesome.

XD

We Are Like Living Zombies

You kids out there enjoy holidays?
Good!
You kids enjoy LONG holidays, like after you graduate-from-school-and-have-to-wait-for-your results-to-come-out-to-further-your-education type?
I'll leave you kids to answer that after enjoying a month of what I stated above.
=D
(the smiley face was to let you know that you're gonna be "enjoying" it after a month)

Being stuck at home all day is like a living Hell!
If someone asks you to go to Hell, you get to tell them that you're ALREADY in it!
I am one of the victims of the "being-stuck-at-home" syndrome....
Already I feel like a living zombie.

Yeah, somebody hug me

Being at home narrows down your fun meter.
Within a week, you'll be doing the same thing.
EVERYDAY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!!!!(Nah.Just scaring ya....What's that wet patch on your pants??)
Oh, except weekends, then it's your parents turn. XD
Back to the point.
This is how your schedule looks like.

Day 1:
Wake up
Have brunch
Go online
Get bored online
Do the laundry
Mop the floor
Wash your dishes
Watch TV
Take a nap
Shower
Watch TV
Wait for your parents to bring you back dinner
(timeline not included as you could do it anytime from 6 a.m. till 6p.m.)

Day2-Sunday
Repeat Day 1 schedule.


Oh yeah.
Having a Probational Driving Licence doesn't mean you're off the hook from boredom.
That's if your parents are SUPERHUMANS FROM OUTER SPACE SENT TO OVERPROTECT YOU.
I still love them by the way. =D

So a final word....
If you think staying at home for a long period of time...
Good for you..
If you don't,

RUN!!!!

Haha XD!

P.S. Thanks Sherine(http://sherinesoong.blogspot.com/) for bringing back my mojo! Couldn't have done it without that motivating tweet of yours.

He Was Made to Eat His Own Words, AND WE LOVED THAT!

Backstabber.
Traitor.
Excuse-maker.
JUDAS.


Call him what you want, it never gets old.
Well, for a season or so maybe.


Who am I talking about?
Oh, you know...
He made Liverpool 50 million pounds richer.
He told Liverpool fans:"I'm moving to the best club in the world"
Yes, he is the Liverpool flop we now hate:



FERNANDO TORRES

Now, I behalf of most Liverpool fans are kinda ok with his departure.
But, what really hurt us was not because he left.
It was because, he left without appreciating what Liverpool FC and Kenny Dalglish had done to help him.
Why did we buy Luiz Suarez?
He was supposed to be Torres' much needed support up front.
Why did Torres need support up front?
I guess he didn't want to work so much, and we REALLY do need a support up front.
So. after getting Luiz Suarez in a 22.8 million pound deal, did Torres say thank you?
No.
If he didn't say thank you, what DID he do?
He turned his back on us.

Anyways, what's done is done.
We didn't cry over spilt milk.
Ok, we burnt some Torres Liverpool jerseys, but that's not the point.

The highlight ALL week last week was the most anticipated match of February so far.

Chelsea vs. Liverpool.
After Torres left for Chelsea,
Torres told the whole world that he will net one for Chelsea.
Little did he know that his poor form from Liverpool had followed him to Chelsea, like a yapping chihuahua.
During the game, every time he touches the ball, he gets jeers from the faithful Kop followers.
And as usual, he flopped.
I guess he hasn't got used to getting this sort of treatment.
He was lazy, and only created 2 chances for himself.
Both which he awesomely squandered!
And for that, he was subbed after 66 minutes on the pitch.

3 minutes later, Raul Meireles scored the goal that wrapped up the game.
Bringing absolute joy to King Kenny and the Liverpool fans.

Conclusion:
Don't say that you'll score on your debut when your form the whole season sucks like hell.
In the end, you had to eat your own bitter words, Torres.
From the Liverpool fans,

YOU DESERVED IT TORRES.